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Cigars! Cigarettes!

from Ink Splattered Dreams by Don Royal

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Imagine a tobacco company with a music artist to push it's brand. Works well until the artist subtly flips the script!

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(hook)
cigars
cigarettes
cigars
cigarettes
cigars
cigarettes
cigars
split it down the middle
sticky

cigars
cigarettes
cigars
cigarettes
cigars
cigarettes
cigars
split it down the middle
sticky

(v.1)
sticky situation
quit blowin smoke in my two faces
i need more than one cuz my placement
you know me im always in two places
cigars
rhymes straight out the attic
cigarettes
beats bangin from the basement
im so fly that the air i breathe
has to be pressurized wit no smokin signs
cigars
tell the haters take a smoke break
put ya lighters in the air burn the butane
cigarettes
why should i be filtered
a flicker of his filaments they feelin him like huge flames
cigars
layem on a stretcher
im killin'em like i dont know better
for me they even stand in the cold
blowin with the breeze lined up elbow to elbow

(hook)

(v.2)
aquarius so i stick to the cancers
i gotta quick question if you gotta quick answer
cigars
is there a doctor in the house
im so sick i think i got cancer of the mouth
cigarettes
just cuz she blows purple
dont means shes a groupie for the Vikings
cigars
she might split it down the middle
but if she puckers up its usually for smoke rings
huddle up
this is not for the minors
this is for the major league
for the big timers
cigarettes
if this was meant for little kids
it would have cartoons
and be flavored peppermint
cigars
i produce it and i place it
all you gotta do is buy it and embrace it
the surgeon general dont know jack
like the butt of a cancer stick he can kiss my ass

(hook)

(v.3)
stick to the topic
they love it from the poles to the tropics
and you know how it goes when it hot shit
out the rapper in ya head you a hostage
cigars
haters got smoke screens
blowin smokes out they ears
they some pipe dreams
im so fly when im in here
clothes got parachutes
shoes got landing gear
cigarettes
oral fixation
she says she just gotta keep it on her lips
cigars
what about inhalation
she says she doesnt like to blow she would rather spit
tobacco
why they gotta add the poison
keep it all natural keep buoyant
big tobacco
forget about the pesticides
just take another puff for the rest of ya life

(hook)

look at all the butts on the street
look at all the butts on the floor
look at all the butts in the scene
look at all the butts in the morgue

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from Ink Splattered Dreams, released February 15, 2011
Written By: Don Royal
Produced By: Don Royal
Vocals: Toni Alberte
Mixed & Mastered By: Dove of Tiger Tiger Productions

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